Friday, February 23, 2018


You know those "staycations" people are always taking?  The ones where they stay home and either get a bunch of stuff done that they don't have time to do during their regular lives or else they have fun--reading and watching TV and playing tourist in their own town?  I've been having one of those the last week and a half, but not because I have time to take a vacation.  I'm having one because I just had a fairly major surgery, and I'm not allowed to go back to work for two weeks.  I'm re-Cooper-ating.

Consequently, I've been doing some reading.  Okay, a LOT of reading, and watching a smattering of TV.  

But mostly, I've been protecting my belly area from cat high jinks.  I've discovered that a decorative pillow works nicely, and Sean was kind enough to buy me one of those trays people use for breakfast in bed.  I tried it one night, and Cooper just saw it as a challenge.  "How can I get under this thing...I know!  I'll dig through her pajamas!"

One of the many things I've learned from my first surgery is that Murphy's Law says if a lizard can somehow make it in to the house from the screened-in porch--in February--it will.  And both Cooper and Lionel will decide to trap it behind the television console.  And I--not two days out from being sawed upon and rooted-around-in to remove an organ--will have to crawl on my hands and knees to rescue said lizard from said pursuers.  I will even have to transport a cat off the porch once one of them (no names) (okay, Cooper) grabs the lizard in his mouth and runs back out to the porch to play with it there.  (I'm pretty sure Cooper weighs less than a milk jug, right?)

The good news is that the lizard probably lived to fight another day.  I got him outside at least.  And Cooper didn't end up having the allergic reaction that he normally does after such an endeavor.  So, along with not having ripped out my stitches in the effort, all was well that ended well.

The rest of the belly-protecting has just involved making sure that when Lionel jumps on me to ask for some loving, he's doing it with a significant layer between me and his very pointy feet.  So far, that's been manageable.  And when he has a pillow between him and me, it's even been enjoyable.  Boy, can that cat ever give kisses:
And even Cooper, who's not really a cuddler on a regular basis, has offered his nursing services:
I'm so lucky to have such doting attention while I re-Cooper-ate.

Tuesday, January 30, 2018

Mr. Cooper's Wild Ride and Other Cooper Games

You may remember that in our last post, we told you about Cooper and his affinity for Ferris's soft-sided work-carrier.  Cooper likes to play Mr. Toad's Wild Ride with Ferris's carrier. Please enjoy this video of Cooper's new favorite game:  

Mr. Cooper's Wild Ride

And Cooper's new favorite toy:

Okay, truth be told, this is actually everybody's favorite new toy, except for Ferris, who still finds it uninteresting.  Or maybe he figures he has his own kitty tree at work so he doesn't want to hog it.  Even Coco likes the wall toy:

And that's saying something.  These pictures don't demonstrate it, but the cats are having a ball wrestling each other and chasing each other all over this thing.  So far, I haven't been able to catch a video of it, but stay tuned...

While we're on the subject of Cooper games, some of you might remember previous posts in which Cooper demonstrates his affinity for running away.  What we finally figured out is that he's not running "away."  He's just playing "hide-and-go-seek," or, in Cooper parlance,  "pull-one-over-on-the-stupid-hoomans."  One of the ways we learned to mitigate the running-away thing was to start closing the sliding door that separates the kitchen (which has the back door) from the living room, which essentially sets up a "lock system" that puts two sets of doors between Cooper and the Great Outdoors.  The rule is that if the outside door is open, the kitchen door must be closed, and Cooper must be on the other side of it.

Which ended up accidentally turning into another one of Cooper's favorite games.  

We started playing this one a couple of years ago.  In this game, one or the other of us opens the kitchen door (with the back door to the house securely closed) and Cooper comes dashing into the kitchen, where he promptly flops upon the floor.  Sean or I (and sometimes both of us) will proclaim loudly something to the effect of "Oh my goodness!  Cooper's in the kitchen!" or "Oh my goodness--there's a CAT in the kitchen!!"  Cooper, for his part, stretches luxuriously on the floor while smiling from ear to ear, his eyes all squinched up in self-satisfaction.  This, to Coopie, is a VERY satisfying game.  And it doesn't seem to matter how many times he's done it (easily thousands of times, by this point), he still finds it hilarious.  

The only time it's not fun is if I make the mistake of not making a big deal about him "getting into" the kitchen.  If I am distracted or in a hurry and just walk right past him, he comes looking for me, rubbing against the wall, makes eye contact, then runs right back into the kitchen and flops again.  It's like he's saying, "okay, Big Buddy Girl, you missed your cue, but I'll give you another chance to get it right this time."  

Thank goodness for second chances.  Otherwise, we'd miss all the fun in life.  Cooper, though?  He's not missing ANYTHING.

Tuesday, December 26, 2017

Happy Holidays from the New Crew!

Still miss Reggie.

Just wanted to get that out of the way.

Oh heck, we still miss all of them, and even more so on Christmas.  Never have you seen a couple go so all-out for their buddies, every Christmas of every year.  Stockings, wrapped presents, you name it.  Our cats grew to love it. Honestly, I think they liked all the paper that was created from the unwrapping part best, but no matter.

Christmas around here this year has been a much more understated affair, for several reasons: 

1.)  First, we only had a Christmas tree up for four days before we had to take it down.  Why?  Because this guy:
kept LICKING the tree:
Yep, since the last time I wrote, we adopted Lionel.  Lionel has decided he is an honorary dog.  He eats like there's no tomorrow and licks everything in sight.  Unfortunately, considering most faux Christmas trees are probably slathered in flame-retardant, we decided that perhaps licking the tree wasn't the healthiest thing for poor Lionel to be doing.  The terrible thing is that we usually only put ornaments on the tree that could withstand the onslaught of an overly-effusive kitty army, so we thought we were all set.  But Lionel had other plans.  

Something tells me there will be many more hilarious Lionel stories as we go along--this is a cat who doesn't have much of a filter and doesn't do much holding back.

2.)  So we have this new business, and we thought it was in our best interest to not buy a lot of stuff for the buddies this year.  We bought them each one small gift (okay, Cooper and Ferris each got a big dog toy to rabbit-kick), but we did get them this:

I'll post pictures after it's all set up.

Oh, perhaps I should explain that "Ferris" part.

After the ginormous Coco-as-Shop-Cat Fail, we tried another one in August:  Ferris.  Ferris was a rescue from the Hilton Head Humane Association, and we thought we would be fostering him so he could find a new family while getting lots of attention and love at our store.  He'd been at the shelter for over a year and a half when we got him, so we figured he was probably getting overlooked.  Since we had Reggie at home at the time, we didn't think it was a great idea for him to come home and join the family, so he stayed at the store every night.  It took some adjustment, but he settled right in and eventually became the world's most perfect shop cat.  We finally reached a point where we realized we couldn't possibly send him off to a new home if people were interested (which they were).  In the meantime, Reggie passed away, throwing Cooper into a tailspin for being the only boy in the house.  Long story short, we ended up adopting Lionel and Ferris the same day, even though Ferris is still our shop cat.  So, here's Ferris, being a buddy at work:

We take him back and forth from the store to our house every night in a soft-sided carrier.  Cooper thinks that the carrier is an amusement park ride and likes to crawl in it and be carried/swung around the house.  Ferris finds it a lot less fun but enjoys being both at home and at the store, so it works out well.

So those are really the two reasons why Christmas was more understated this year.  It didn't matter--everyone just seemed to enjoy getting "fancy" mush for Christmas Eve and Christmas Day (canned chicken and sardines, respectively), and being all cozy-warm in the living room while a frigid below-50-degree day commenced outside.  

I'll catch you all up on their shenanigans and who-gets-along-with-whom in some later posts.  (Suffice it to say that Zelda and Coco have been giving Lionel the cold-shoulder but they both love Ferris and may have a wee crush on him.)

Some things never change, though.  As I write, Ferris is crying piteously for Sean to hurry up with making the morning mush.  Cooper's still a play hound and Zelda's still a sweet baby.

It's weird though...this new crop of cats is starting to seem less like Da Buddies Eclectic and more like something completely different.  We call them all "boo" now, so it occurred to me that "the Boo Crew" might be more appropriate.  I'm going to mull that one over and see what I think.

Happy Holidays from all of us at the Dennis household (i.e. maybe the Boo Crew?)!

Ferris enjoying the good life.

Coco on the guest bed

Cooper being Cooper.

Lionel on one of his first days here.  He has a heart-shaped spot on his nose.

Zelda squinting in the sun

Cooper and Zelda, post-play session.

Monday, October 2, 2017

Reggie: End of an Era

He was our plumpest, our most enthusiastic eater, and our cat with consistently good blood-work.  

And now he's gone, too.

Really no warning this time.  No hiding under the bed.  No dicey vet visits to give us a heads up.  One day, Reggie was fine, and the next, he just didn't want his entire plate of food.  Usually, when cats are as sick as Reggie turned out to be, they stop eating, start vomiting, stop being able to walk.  

Not Reg.  We just thought he'd decided the food wasn't his favorite.  He liked it enough to eat it, but not enough to finish it.  After a few days of this, we took him to the vet on Monday afternoon.  The vet examined him, found a benign growth on his jaw, and commented that he really looked pretty good for a 16-year-old cat and he didn't expect to see anything particularly alarming on his blood-work, which we were scheduled to get back the following day.

The next day, we received a call from the vet's office:  Reggie's kidney values were sky-high.  How he was still standing was beyond them.  He needed to be brought in immediately for fluids.  

We dropped everything and took him.

For two straight days, they pulled out all the stops trying to save him.  Reggie was on anti-nausea meds and appetite stimulants, as well as a cornucopia of other drugs, each one prescribed to fix the side-effect that was created by the previous treatment.  It's not the vet's fault--it's just that with cats, these things quickly become moving targets, and a bad medical situation can spiral rapidly out of control.  One medical treatment gave way to another until by Thursday night, he was profoundly anemic.  The vet wasn't sure he would even make it to Savannah if we made the decision to take him to the emergency vet down there.  And even if we made it, our chances of a positive outcome were diminishing dramatically.

The decision was heart-rending, but it seemed like the right one.  He lay on my lap, tucking his head into my inner elbow.  We told him how incredibly important he is to us, how much we love him and how there would never be another Reg-Roo.  We cried until our eyes ached.  Then we let him go.

It feels almost impossible now.  Reggie was supposed to outlive all the other boys in the crew.  His appreciation of mush-time never wavered, no matter how many times he heard the song or how many times he ate Indoor Turkey and Potato.  He licked us awake every morning, and snuggled between the two of us every night.  At least, he did after some of the other buddies moved over and gave him room to be king of the hill for the first time.

Reggie did much better in the role of Big Brother than he had in the role of Little Brother.  He was patient and kind with the younger buddies.  His territorial marking all but ended once there weren't cats that were higher on the totem pole in the house.  He was content just to get along with everyone, throwing out the occasional Zen-judo-master moves when Cooper wanted to play or hanging out with Coco on the bed when the other buddies weren't giving her the time of day.

It doesn't feel like he's really gone.  Reggie was special in a way that would be hard to describe.  If Wanda was the soul of the house, Reggie was the anchor.  He was the one who kept everyone honest when the older buddies were alive, and grounded once they had passed.  So much of our world had been crafted around him in so many ways, small and large, that we are a bit set adrift without him here.  We come home at night expecting to see him sitting on the couch, eyes like a kitten, whiskers forward, waiting on us to sing the song and serve him mush.  Sean's voice catches as he realizes again that he can no longer sing the special part of Reggie's song:  "Reggie gets his very own mush, very own mush, very own mush.  Reggie gets his very own mush so nobody else can eat Reggie's mush but Reggie."  He created that extra part of the Kitty Mush song because Reggie had to be closed in a room to keep him from eating the other cats' mush, but this way Reggie got to feel like we were protecting his mush from the other cats.  We know it's silly, but it was meaningful to us and I'm 100% certain it was meaningful to Reggie, too.  We realized after the fact that Reggie had more special songs than all of the previous five buddies.  Maybe more than all five put together.  That's got to count for something.

Losing Reggie has been hard enough, but we realized as we continued to process his loss that by losing Reggie, we also lost ties to all of the other buddies who meant so much to us.  Reggie was the last official tie to Elroy.  He was the only one of this crew who knew the other cats when they were young, and the only one to live in six different houses with us.  He was a cosmic string connecting us to our past lives with our buddies and leading us into the future with the new crew.  The Fates have now severed that string, and we have to figure out how to move along without him.

Reggie's passing marks the end of an era.  I remember having a fleeting thought when I was young and foolish about how surely having six cats would make the loss of one of them less painful than having only one or two and losing them.  I had no idea what a ridiculous notion that was at the time.  Having six cats didn't make the loss of any of them one iota easier.  If anything, it compounded the loss because of the intricate connections between each one of us, and the fact that we all had to grieve one another, in our own ways and in our own time.  Losing one of six doesn't make the pain one-sixth as bad as it could have been.  It makes it six times worse than it might have been because each cat is so different and each one brings so many specific things into our lives and into the whole.  It's the real reason I started this blog some eight years ago.  The whole is much greater than the sum of its parts. 

We'll make new memories with the remaining three--of course we will.  Now they're like "The Buddies Eclectic:  The Next Generation."  I realized a few days ago that a more appropriate term for them might be The Boo Crew since we seem to call all of them "boo" these days.  And this is absolutely not a referendum on which group of cats was "better" or who we loved the most.  We love them all, more or less equally.  It's just that the first six were really extra-special somehow, maybe because they were our first six.  They were weird and wonderful and...well...eclectic.  Maybe it's more about who Sean and I have become as people than about the cats themselves. This group is awesome and all, but the magic that was created when we eight became a family is not something that is ever likely to be replicated.  We were blessed in ways we could not have imagined to have experienced the love of those perfect little creatures.  And even the most remarkable, enduring things in life eventually have to end.  We have to be okay with that.

We have to face the sad truth that Reggie and the original six Buddies Eclectic are no more.  

Long live Reggie.

And long live the Buddies Eclectic.

In Loving Memory:  Reggie Dennis 2001-2017

Wednesday, August 23, 2017

A Tale of Two Choppers

I might not have mentioned earlier that CoCo went to the vet a few weeks ago and didn't exactly get a clean bill of health.  Turns out CoCo had a raging double ear infection.  And a heart murmur.  And tape worms.  And some pretty bad gum recession.  She was handling it all like a champ, but she was still a bit of a mess.  

We got meds for the ear infection and tape worms, and did a full blood workup for her.  Her blood work, interestingly enough, actually looked kind of good, particularly after all she'd been through.  Unfortunately, though, there was no avoiding another trip back to the vet for a dental.  

We were hoping not to have to do that so soon, because she still doesn't trust us, or at least she doesn't trust us every day.  Some days, she cuddles with me, flips on her back and purrs and kneads in my underarm for fifteen minutes at a time.  Other days, we're so scary she has to leave the room and trot under the bed the second we walk in.  That seems to be the majority of the days.  

So, taking her back to the vet and enduring her wrath for several days (weeks?  months?) didn't seem like a happy prospect.  We were pleasantly surprised when she made it through her dental with flying colors and only one tiny extraction with no stitches, AND she came back to the house and spent the next two days glued to my side.  She literally couldn't get enough petting and loving and cuddling.  It was kind of amazing.  

Things are back to normal now, though.  Oh, well.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the day before this all happened last week, I looked up to see Cooper running through the house with the "I've-got-something-in-my-mouth-that-I'm-not-supposed-to-have" stance that we've come to recognize immediately.  This was exhibited with an added dollop of "and-I-don't-care-what-you-say-I'm-not-letting-go-of it."  Turns out it was a VERY.  LARGE.  SKINK.  

When I say "large," I mean that the middle part of it was roughly the diameter of a quarter, or maybe a half-dollar.  I know this, because the back half of the poor little buddy had fallen prey to Cooper's choppers, and he was essentially gone from the back legs back.  I've seen a lizard drop its tail many, many times.  This one dropped the entire back half of its body, and it didn't appear to be voluntarily.  The fact that it was still alive was some kind of miracle, but there it was, breathing frantically in the corner of our lanai.

But before it could make it to the corner of the lanai, it was still in Cooper's mouth.  So I yelled at him--loud.  There were four buddies on the porch that day, and they all simultaneously froze, except for Reggie, who I think just kept sleeping.  Cooper looked at me defiantly and didn't drop the skink.  I may have mentioned before that blue skinks can be poisonous to cats.   In Cooper, they can cause serious breathing issues, and in other cats they can cause paralysis and sometimes even death.  So I yelled again.  Louder.  I clapped my hands.  I loudly called him a bad kitty.  The other cats continued to stare at me as if I had taken leave of my senses, and perhaps I had.

Finally, Cooper dropped the poor skink, who then made it to his place over in the corner.  Cooper dove for him.  I dove for Cooper.  I scruffed him and hauled him off the porch, hoping the other cats would follow.  No such luck.  The girls sat there staring at me with their big blue eyes getting bigger by the minute, but were too scared to leave.  Reggie just snoozed.  

So with Cooper watching raptly from the living room, I grabbed a cup and piece of cardboard and tried to get the skink into the cup.  He could still move pretty well and was running all over the right side of the lanai with no back-end, but I eventually corralled him into the cup and escorted him out to the area by the pond.  I really hope he made it.  If he didn't die of blood loss and shock, I was afraid he was going to die of a little reptilian heart attack.  

I checked the house thoroughly for the remains of the little buddy, but found none.  My guess is that Coopie had already disposed of it.  We watched him closely for the rest of the night to make sure he had no issues breathing.  Everything was completely normal, except for one thing:  Cooper's feelings were hurt.  He pouted the rest of the night.  I don't think he minded being yelled at, and I don't think he minded being scruffed.  But I DO think he minded being called a bad kitty.  So for the rest of the night, I kept kissing him on his head and telling him over and over that he is a good kitty, and that I didn't mean what I said earlier.  I told him that, from now on, he had to fight his instincts to kill things and just watch them instead.  I said he would be a much better kitty if he did that instead of killing things.  He eventually seemed to pull out of his funk and start acting normally again, like the confident, happy, playful kitty that he is.  And he had no breathing issues that night, thank goodness.

Interesting postscript:  A few days later, we found a tiny tree frog (also potentially poisonous) on our lanai.  Actually, Cooper found it for us.  But instead of us prying it out of his mouth, he was just sitting there--watching it.  I don't know if he actually listened to what I said or not, but at least this one time, he decided to sit this one out.

Good kitty.