Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Meow Culpa

My Dear Wanda:

It made me sad when you did not come to snuggle with me last night.  Usually, I'm in bed for less than two minutes when you show up, looking for my right arm to knead on.  Bedtime was considerably lonelier without your sweet presence.

I can barely express my dismay when I opened the front porch door this morning and heard you running towards me with an urgent "meow!meow!meow!meow!meow!!!!"  I can't begin to apologize enough for not noticing that you were out on the porch last night, enjoying some of the last sounds and smells of Summer, when I so cluelessly closed the front door on you.  I can only imagine your hurt, confusion, and concern when you realized that we weren't coming back out to let you in the house.  I know it was cold last night, and you had no blanket, food, water, or litter box, and for that I'm truly sorry.  Please know that it was not an intentional slight, and Big Buddy Girl is truly, truly sorry.

I hope you can forgive me for being a big, stupid human.

Love always,
BBG


Dear Big Budy Girl,

Dis is Wandoo.  I fogive you for being a big stoopid hooman.   Dont do it agin.

Luv,
Wandoo


P.S.  I wuld have been a lot warmer out derr if Big Budy had just gotted me a Cockoo Spanyoo.

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