That's right--tomorrow, Mister gets to rejoin the family. I'm imagining the heartwarming reunion now...
(Cue the swirly "dream sequence" visual with the magical harp music:)
Mister: Hey guys! Did ya miss me?
Wanda: Did we ever! I kept thinking I heard you, but figured it was just the catnip talking.
Otto: Finally, someone fun to chase around and beat up again! Elroy was so boring--he just head-bunted me and licked me when I beat him up.
Mango: (wetly) Hssssssssssssss! Oh. Hey, Mister.
Elroy: Finally, someone fun to chase around and beat up again! I got tired of Otto beating me up while you were gone.
Reggie: Finally, someone fun to chase around and beat up again! Could you walk like prey again? Just for old-times' sake? Never leave me again, Mister!
Mister: Aw, guys...You're the best!
<Sigh.> I can hardly wait.
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