I must apologize for my behavior the other night while you slumbered. My silly human feet were cramping, and according to Big Buddy, I apparently kicked (or rather, kneed) you more than once in your side while trying to resolve the foot cramp. Big Buddy said you woke up and looked at me with a peculiar, puzzled look on your face, as if to say "what the heck did I do to deserve THAT?!?" Alas, I was asleep, and oblivious. Thankfully, Big Buddy retrieved you and put you on his other side, to protect you from my wayward feet. I hope you will accept my humblest apologies. It is not right to kick a little buddy, even when one is asleep and unable to account for one's own actions.
Love,
Big Buddy Girl
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Dear Big Budy Girl,
Why yoo sound like english techur, first of all? Second, I fogive you. Dont do it agin.
Big stoopid hoomans...
Luv,
Wandoo
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