Thursday, September 13, 2012

Open Apology Letter to Wanda

My Dearest Wandoo,

I must apologize for my behavior the other night while you slumbered.  My silly human feet were cramping, and according to Big Buddy, I apparently kicked (or rather, kneed) you more than once in your side while trying to resolve the foot cramp.  Big Buddy said you woke up and looked at me with a peculiar, puzzled look on your face, as if to say "what the heck did I do to deserve THAT?!?"  Alas, I was asleep, and oblivious.  Thankfully, Big Buddy retrieved you and put you on his other side, to protect you from my wayward feet.  I hope you will accept my humblest apologies.  It is not right to kick a little buddy, even when one is asleep and unable to account for one's own actions.

Love,
Big Buddy Girl
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Dear Big Budy Girl,

Why yoo sound like english techur, first of all?  Second, I fogive you.  Dont do it agin.

Big stoopid hoomans...

Luv,
Wandoo

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